Stuff to do this Halloween.

Halloween is all about death, dying and scary things like ghosts and slutty costumes. The whole going to a club and getting drunk is pretty played out. Here are some tips for having a more interesting Halloween. All are very simple and DIY. Feel free to pin them on pinterest. 

1. Get killed by a serial killer with a hook for a hand. You can fashion his hook out of aluminum and perhaps some wire. Spray paint it silver for a finished look. Proceed to a dramatic death. If you get murdered any other way, you are DOING IT WRONG.

2. Play a drinking game with your friends. Look at all the slasher films you can find. Every time it takes place in the woods, take a shot. If a couple is murdered in the middle of sex, take two shots. Finish the bottle if the only survivor is a virgin.

3. Raise the dead. Go to the closest cemetery, and perform a basic ritual involving chicken blood, a knife, a virgin and some random Latin (anything will do, as long as no one understands). You should hear the groans of the undead after a few minutes. Now, RUN. 

4. Play Ghost Hunters. Find a local haunted house and enrage the spirits by accusing them of not being real. Insulting their mothers’ reputations is also an option. You can also play with a ouija board and ‘forget’ to say goodbye. You will have a full scale ghostly riot on your hands in no time!

5. Search for all the chain emails (“If you don’t send this, YOU WILL DIE” “The girl from this story didn’t send it, and she DIED”) and test them by not sending them. If you die, then you’ve got your answer.

Have fun! xx