2010

What went down? Basically...

drama
work
frustration
tears
stress
ecstasy

sleep
exhaustion
anger
sadness
betrayal

cussing(lots of it)
bitching
drinking (lots of that too)
dancing
palancing

love
hate
like
lust
tabanca
recovery

victory
jubilation
celebration
happiness

friendship
mockieness
discovery

suffocation
rebellion

closure
forgiveness
complications
fun

indecision

to be continued...

2011

Bitter

Underneath my cherry exterior
I've always been bitter.

When the sugar dissolves
You'll see

The bitterness
that is me.

The taste never really goes away

An Epic Battle

The nightmare began on November 22nd, 2010.

Suddenly, every single person on my friends list was blocked from commenting or ‘liking’ my wall posts. Some assumed that they had been blocked and blocked me in return (steups). Others had miniature heart attacks at not being able to respond. I mean, how can you function without the like/comment buttons?? How would you know that posts are appreciated?? How else can you to gauge your pseudo popularity?? Life had just become very complicated.

I thought about deleting this account and starting another. But then, I’d have lost everything. All my pictures- that I never look at, but keep to show off all my liming and/or to facilitate new friends’ macoing- would be lost. All my wall posts and links would disappear. The horror.

And then I would have the task of adding each and every friend again. There is no guarantee that they would actually accept my desperate friend request (I am speaking to YOU, individual who lets dozens of requests rot in their inbox).

It was clear that action had to be taken. The unfortunate people to whom this occurred banded together in the unimaginatively named group ‘Friends cannot like or comment’. Our confusion and bewilderment bonded us as we tried to figure out what had happened. Apparently we had been chosen for some sort of test. Chosen for what, we didn’t know. To see how long it took for us to go mad? To test if we could survive without the good book? TO FIGHT EVIL?? We will never truly know. But I’d go with the fighting evil option.

Our tiny army of 800 souls fought valiantly against the bug that had befallen us. We inundated Facebook ‘help’ with hundreds of complaints. To show that we were really serious, we used multiple exclamation marks. Like, 3 or 4. YEEAH. ACTION, BABY!!!!

And then, on Wednesday 8th December 2010, Mark Zuckerberg caved. The bug was fixed, and like/comments were allowed once again. The great ‘Friends cannot like/comment’ war was over.

We had won.

All was well.

Boredom..and awakeness...

is a horrible combination...

I am awake because I slept till 12 today.
I am bored because no one is online to talk to.

That's right...all you supposed nocturnal, vampiric creatures...I have you figured out!! Going to bed at 1 like old people, and leaving me to entertain myself.

Half one and facebook is a barren wasteland of idle and away statuses. MSN is no different.

I need to find something to do with my life, other than staring at a computer screen.

I think I'll try overdosing on cough meds. Artificially induced sleep...yeeahh...

Eruption...in waiting

Dynamite
Firework
Pure
Explosive

Untapped Potential
Destructive Force

Nothing
Without a spark

Light the fire
Flip the switch
Push the button

Will you detonate me?
I'm waiting to explode